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Starring
Earle Monroe
Diane Yang Kirk
Nicole Burch
Ellen Clifford
James Lontayao
Arianna Ortiz

SONG:
Music and Lyrics by Earle Monroe
From his debut EP "With All Due Disrespect..."

Song mixed and mastered by D.J. Hofer
Additional Production and Recorded by Jeff J Findley
Supervising Producer Arianna Ortiz
Background vocals: Earle Monroe and Arianna Ortiz

VIDEO:
Directed by Arianna Ortiz
Produced by Arianna Ortiz and Earle Monroe
Shot and Edited by Eric Monjoin


Lyrics

Woman with the Plumber's Crack
Woman with the Plumber's Crack
In today’s fashion there are so few surprises
I’m not Sir Mixalot I like ‘em all different sizes
It doesn’t matter if you’re skinny or plump
I can’t stop from staring at the split in your rump
When you give us all free peaks
At the cleavage between your butt cheeks
Don’t look surprised or offended like you don’t know what’s up
There’s practically a neon sign telling me to look at your butt

Sometimes you’re chunky WWTPC
Ten pounds of potatoes stuffed into a five pound sack
Your muffin top’s a mushroom cloud - scary yet awesome
‘Stead of marching for peace you took the nuclear option
I don't want to look, but I can't stop from checking
Your ass is like a car crash, and I'm rubber-necking
You don't really seem to care
And all I can do is stare
You’re inspired to wear ‘em low though some say you don’t deserve to
That inspires me Big Mama to tell you that I lerve you

Sometimes you’re very skinny WWTPC
Take a tip from the big girl, have a Big Mac (eat some fatback, drink a six pack)
You’re hip huggers fall off you cuz there’s nothing to grip
For hip huggers to hug you you have to have hips
Your lowriders show me your ass crack divine
But I bet if we measured, your hips are smaller than mine
Some men are attracted indubitably
To women who look like they haven’t hit puberty?
Hipster fashion royalty, you’re like a queen in her castle
But if your pants were any lower we’d be looking at your asshole

I love all of you WWTPC
Now I have something to stare at instead of your rack
I always get busted when I stare at your chest
But your ass has got cleavage that rivals your breasts
Your pants are so low, your buns are so hard
With a tight little groove where I could swipe my credit card
I'll take you out for a bottle of Chevis
For showing me your crevice
Are you even wearing panties, or are you going commando?
You make me want to say “Get the butter,” just like Marlon Brando

This is the ballad of the Woman with the Plumber's Crack