In the bowels of Hell, there's a problem, man,
Lucifer’s septic tank is flooding the land!
The stench of sulfur fills the air,
Even Satan can't handle the shit down there!
Demons gag, clutching their throats,
Belphegor's drowning in piss and shit-soaked coats!
Mephisto laughs, “How did it get this bad?”
Lucifer growls, “Shut up, you filthy cad!”
Rivers of fire, lakes of blood,
But who knew Hell could drown in fucking crud?
The shit is rising, higher than flames,
Lucifer’s pissed, and he’s naming names!
Hell’s overflowing septic tank!
Lucifer’s drowning in demon stank!
Foulest flood in the underworld!
Even Satan wants to fucking hurl!
Flush it down, it’s gotta go!
Hell can’t take this toxic flow!
Overflowing septic tank!
Lucifer’s trapped in demon stank!
Cerberus howls at the filthy bog,
Leviathan’s puking, can’t clear the clog!
Abaddon’s weeping, “What did we eat?”
The Horsemen ride by, but can't take the heat!
Lucifer's pissed, he's got a plunger in hand,
“This is hell, not a fucking wasteland!”
Beelzebub’s laughing, “I warned you, bro!”
Lucifer snaps, “Then grab a mop and GO!”
The flames burn bright, but the shit’s on fire,
Even Hades’ pit's sinking in the mire!
No brimstone can mask this funk,
Hell’s own king smells like skunk!
Hell’s overflowing septic tank!
Lucifer’s drowning in demon stank!
Foulest flood in the underworld!
Even Satan wants to fucking hurl!
Flush it down, it’s gotta go!
Hell can’t take this toxic flow!
Overflowing septic tank!
Lucifer’s trapped in demon stank!
Lucifer calls on the lords of sin,
“Belial, Mammon, get a damn plunger in!”
The demons gag, their noses fried,
Hell’s burning bright, but it’s drowning inside.
Azazel cries, “This ain’t in the lore,
I signed up for torture, not cleaning the floor!”
Satan roars, “The pits of hell are clogged with shit,
Now everyone grab a fucking shovel and quit!”
Hell’s overflowing septic tank!
Lucifer’s drowning in demon stank!
Foulest flood in the underworld!
Even Satan wants to fucking hurl!
Flush it down, it’s gotta go!
Hell can’t take this toxic flow!
Overflowing septic tank!
Lucifer’s trapped in demon stank!
Lucifer sighs, the tank still full,
No more brimstone, no more skulls.
The fires dim, the demons faint,
Hell’s septic problem… ain’t so quaint.
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