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Track nine on Tom Haynes 2019 album: "Fall is when I Fell"
Tongue in cheek tune with a pseudo rap feel.
Basically, chocolate chip hop :) • (lyrics below)

  / tom-haynes  

I was living in a big green dumpster by an all night luncheonette

With my cat named hamster my spoiled little upset pet
Eating spaghetti from the can, I shave every other day
Throwing fits and temper tantrums when things don't go my way
I often get real lazy and sing songs out of tune
And sometimes get moody, and sing songs out of tune

She said her name was Nickel, I called her Nicky for short
Then I snuck a tickle, she said I'm the sensitive sort
I met her by the bumper cars at a carnival after dark
Took her for a smashing ride with no amusing place to park
Drove in circles for far too long feeling dizzy and getting lazy
Getting ga-ga over me, then I drove her crazy

(singin' no) That's the way the cookie crumbles, I figure fig bars in my life
If I found me a a cookie crunching lady, I know I'd make her my wife

I took her to my green hideaway, by the luncheonette
My bedroom I call the mushroom, and mushy we did get
"Tom, this I must tell you", this young Nicky said
I could never, ever love a man with cookie crumbs in his bed
I stomped and romped the metal walls, but Nicky spoke the truth
Every time I lie in bed, I'm seized by my ever sweet tooth
Nicky left, never to return, as did all the others
And every night, I chomp alone, these raisin oatmeal mothers

(singin' no) That's the way the cookie crumbles, I figure fig bars in my life
If I found me a a cookie crunching lady, I know I'd make her my wife
Chocolate chip jumbos, sweetest thing to my heart
My cookie can by the luncheonette, twisting Oreos apart

That's the way the cookie crumbles...
Living in a dempsy dumpster by an all night luncheonette

©2018 Haynes Crimes Music, BMI