C-Note - 50 Dollar gig - BEST SONG EVER FOR INSTRUMENTALISTS

Up late, mighta had a few and wrote this song about countless years backing up singers in countless bands. It's gods work sometimes I tells ya but I wouldn't give it up for less than $200 a gig.
And yes, I'm wearing a robe.
Ha.
Enjoy.

Lyrics:
So you're just another singer
Can barely play your guitar, you think
Gonna hit the big time
Gonna be a big Big Star
And now you're ready for a band
To play all your sad sad songs
But what you didn't tell em
Is that economics is not your strong

We'll make your dreams come true,
And go on the road
The band will a good time
But nobody showed

I know I'm just another player
In a long long line
Of people trying paid
OR getting drunk and trying to get laid
But behind these closed doors
I practice every gosh darn time
And when you wanna sound real real good
I'm the front of that line

We'll make your dreams come true
The band will make it big (you keep saying that)
But it's only you in the end
Cuz that 50 Dollar Gig...

Well, don't bother frickin callin me
Or mention my name
It's only 3 rehearsals
It's all the same
YOu never bothered to bring beer
Or frickin snacks at all
No pretzels, chips or pineapple
No LSD, shit it's fall

We'll make your dreams come true
YOu'll be a big star
Just remember to play the band
Or we'll kick your shitty car (man your car sucks)

We'll make your dreams come true
The band will make it BIG (we'll play stadiums and colliseums)
You can keep those loonies in the end
From that 50 dollar gig...

Hey heyyy
split 4 ways
you can keep those quarters
and keep those twoonies
50 dollar giiiiiiiiiiiig