Steamed Hams but it's the Australian Dub

Here you go, the Australian dub of Steamed hams. Yes, they also made a fair dinkum Simpsons dub for an australian audience.

I hope you cunce enjoy this. Merry farken christmas to you fine blokes and shielas (but do girls actually even watch this?)

Anyway, here's subtitles and some translations..

Chalmers - Well dickhead I made it, even with your bullshit directions

Skinner - Yeah G'day fuckwit, maybe you should stop using apple maps ya shit stirrer (shit starter, trouble maker)

C - Fuck up(shut up), mate (this example is said in a friendly/banter way)

S - Ah fuck! Fuck sake, me roast is buggered (ruined, fucked)!

Hold on, I reckon I could get some hungry jacks (burger king) and try to fool this cunt!

Ho-ho-ho-ho, you absolute sick cunt (legend) Seymour

C - Oi Cunt!

Song

Skinner with his fuckin shithouse (bad, shit) cooking
Superintendent's gonna need a couple pingas (ecstasy, drugs)
When he hears Skinner's fucked up fuckin bullshit
There'll be a stitch-up (a set-up, or trick) in town tonight!

C - You dog!!

S - Fuckin hell! I uh- I was just havin a ripper (really good) of a stretch ay, good for your health, strewth (expression of excitement or surprise)! Wanna give it a go?

C - What's that smoke comin out of your fuckin oven mate?

S - Stuttering Ahh, that ain't smoke, it's steam, steam from the steamed clams or some shit. Mm-mm Steamed Clams

relief

Alright mate I hope you're ready for some shit-hot (great) burgers

C - I thought we were gonna have steamed clams?

S - Nah you're off your head, I said steamed hams ya cooked cunt (self explanatory)

C - Get fucked, you call burgers steamed hams?

S - Nah yeah (yes/yeah) it's a regional thing ya know

C - Yeah, where's that from mate?

S - Ah south-east Queensland (Australian State)

C - Yeah you're tellin' porkies mate, I'm from Southport and never heard that in me life (porkies = lies/bs)

S - Oh Yeah nah (no/nah) not Southport, it's a Nerang thing (Gold Coast Suburbs)

C - Righto

Hang on these burgers are from fuckin hungry jacks ay

S - Oh nah nah, me mah used to make em like this fuckin oath (truth)

C - For steamed hams?

S - Yeah

C - Yeah and you say they're steamed, but they're obviously flame fuckin' grilled (the burgers are better at hungry jacks)

S - Oh well, the thing is that, fuckin.. uh..

Hold on a sec cobber (friend)

C - Fuckin' stitch-up..

S - Yawn Well that was a ripper of a lunch, I'm bloody buggered ay

C - Yeah bout time ya wank- Bloody hell what is goin on in there?

S - Aurora Australis (Southern Lights)

C - A.. Aurora Australis? At this time of year, At this time of day, In this part of straya (Australia), entirely within your fucked up kitchen?

S - Yea

C - Can I see it?

S - ... Nah

Mother - Oi cunt! the house is on fire!!

S - Nah mah its just your fuckin menopause again!

C - Well mate, you are an odd cunt but I must say, you make some grouse (great) grub (food)

M - Shit!! Cunt!!!

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