Amazing Screw-On Head

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This is the pilot episode for what was to be a series on the Sci-fi Channel based on the comic book Amazing Screw-On Head, written and drawn by Mike Mignola. Unfortunately, it was not picked up.

Screw-On Head (Paul Giamatti) - Literally a screw-on head, apparently made of metal; Abraham Lincoln's top agent in occult matters. He was well over a hundred years old at the time of the American Civil War. Nothing is known about his origins.
Emperor Zombie (David Hyde Pierce) - Highly intelligent and articulate for a zombie; he apparently brought about his own undead state using ancient, forbidden knowledge, out of a lust for power.
Mr. Groin (Patton Oswalt) - Screw-On Head's ninth manservant. He aids Screw-On Head in many ways, including acting as a surrogate body.
Abraham Lincoln (Corey Burton) - The President of the United States and Screw-On Head's boss.
Patience (Molly Shannon) - Vampire lover of Emperor Zombie. Renamed Patience in the pilot, while mortal she was the only woman Screw-On Head ever loved.
Aggie and Geraldine (Mindy Sterling) - Two of Zombie's servants. One is a werewolf, the other a cannibal who takes over Dr. Snap's role from the original comic.