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We're on the beaches of Alola looking for a new Pokémon to take photos of.

Just look at all these Salandit. They're a bunch of bums flexing for Salazzle.

Intrepid Pokémon photographer Todd Snap is out on a mission by Professor Mirror to cross the globe taking pictures of the various Pokémon waifu roaming the land. No thicc Pokémon girl will escape his gaze.

There's all kinds of things to Pokémon. Some people enjoy battling, shiny hunting, or trading, but not me. I am a professional Pokémon photographer. Instead of capturing them, I prefer to take pictures of Pokémon. My muse just so happens to be the greatness of Pokémon girls.

So, in this short, I'll be chasing after the Pokémon Salazzle to show off why she's thicc in my eyes. However, being me, I couldn't just slap together a slideshow. No, I just can't. So, instead, I watched a questionably edited about the sexy Pokémon Hatterene.

There are a lot of female Pokémon out there, and as a photographer its my job to take pictures of them. I'll catalog all the thicc Pokémon and waifu Pokémon Girls. We begin with one of the cutest Pokémon of them all, Salazzle. Thicc Pokémon memes all around.

Hmmm...Salazzle can be found deep in caves with a reverse harem of male Salandit. They emits sweet-smelling pheromones, that attract the males.

Apparently, male Salandit cannot evolve due to malnutrition. Salazzle severely punishes any Salandit that couldn't bring it food with a fierce slaps.
That's kind of sad.

Salazzle's bizarre habits aren't my priority. I'm just hear to take pictures.

Alright, that's enough. Let's get outta here.

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