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What if Geralt of Rivia one day decided he's had enough of monsters, contracts, and constant grumbling? What if he traded his silver swords for a path of peace, meditation, and dreadlocks?
The White Wolf becomes a Rasta! No more signs for combat - only for creating good vibes. Instead of potions, a cup of nettle tea. Instead of hunting griffins, peaceful conversations with them to the sound of reggae.

Join Geralt on his new journey, where the "Winds howling" has been replaced by "one love".

Jah guide the beast to peace!

✍️ Lyrics: Tig
🎵 Created using: Suno 5, Adobe Audition

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Lyrics:
Hmm… Monsters? Mon, I don’t kill them no more…
I meditate ‘em… Jah guide the beast to peace.
Ha ha ha… One love…

Used to hunt by moonlight, silver sword in hand,
Now I walk with lionheart through this mystic land.
No more contracts, no more bloodstains on my coat,
Just a spliff of elderleaf and a healing note.
Griffin’s my bredrin, drownin’ in the stream,
Dragon’s meditatin’ on a sunbeam dream.
Yennefer? She’s chillin’ in the herb garden,
Brewin’ chamomile with a little starlight pardon.

White Wolf a Rasta! (Yeah mon!)
No more killin’, just a healin’ vibe!
White Wolf a Rasta! (One love!)
With dreads down to my silver blade!
Jah say: “Peace with beast and man!”
So I chant with every step I am!
White Wolf a Rasta - irie

Used to mutter “hmm” with a frown so deep,
Now I chant “Jah love” while the fairies sleep.
Ciri’s my lioness, she rides the cosmic tide,
Learnin’ roots and herbs with the dryad guide.
No more potions - just a cup of nettle tea,
Signs? I use ‘em for good vibes, not sorcery!
Aard to clear the mind, Quen for gentle shield,
Axii to spread the love - no battlefield!

White Wolf a Rasta! (Yeah mon!)
No more killin’, just a healin’ vibe!
White Wolf a Rasta! (One love!)
With dreads down to my silver blade!
Jah say: “Peace with beast and man!”
So I chant with every step I am!
White Wolf a Rasta - irie

Silver sword? Nah, this a peace stick, mon!
Monsters just need understanding…
And a little herb to ease their pain…

Hmm… maybe I was always a Rasta…
Just didn’t know it till the dreadlocks grew.

White Wolf a Rasta… irie forever…

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