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Check this out. Super mega fail — Evrima players continue to blow my mind with their sheer lack of brain cells.

Pause the video right at the start of the scene change and read the chat carefully. Here’s what went down:

I’m on a PvP server, challenge this Cerato guy to a fight, and instead of accepting, he type- "?" like saying - “What do you want from me? What’s happening?” — I already smell an idiot.

Then I notice he’s doing an enthomb. Or as I call it… enthombfucking (entobaebaetsa)

Later, me and a Carno are discussing something, and this nerd butts in with his two cents, spouting nonsense like:

“Even though the Carno’s weight is the same, right now it rammed me — it’s a couple percent older than when it fought you. 88% against 91%. That matters! It’s stronger!

Then they can’t figure out who’s Prime and who isn’t (we both were).
I asked to run a test where we had the same HP left — even though he was at 100% and I was at 88%. Turns out I was right! no way! Wow! He kept claiming he should be stronger or whatever.

And here’s the cherry on top:

I say: “Alright, if that didn’t convince you, let’s fight — just let me heal to 100% too, ‘cause right now I’m at 88% in my peak stronger form then you.”

Then I explode — he claims that’s not how it works again!
I have every combat mutation possible and at max % lvl! How dare you to even think that I could lose to you while playing blindfolded??!

He says he has 190 bite force (not true — I checked later: with zero hunger and the mutation for +25% bite from hunger, at 100% grow he’d have 159 damage… though honestly, he should’ve killed me; it wasn’t far from my 172 BF— and wait, his bleed damage wasn’t counting… damn, now that I think about it, he should have more dmg but he lost.....hm.

So I tell him: “Fine, let me break your thick skull with my ‘weak,’ ‘inferior’ 88% dino then.”
And I killed him — finishing with 50% health left!

Who would’ve thought? A 100% Cerato, who did enthomb three times, wasted a ton of time… could lose to some random 88% young and strong Cerato in a 1v1.
Certainly not this guy.
After that, he starts ranting: “Don’t get cocky, you only beat me once,” blah blah.
His dino barely hits 36 km/h, and he still has the nerve to type all this.