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Clip from Russell Peters's 2008 special "Red, White, and Brown"

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Whenever they show Arabic being spoken on TV, its usually these crazy people in these protests in the Arab world and all they are speaking is this really harsh Arabic "KHALIKOKHU KHA LA LA LA LA LA FUCK AMERICA!" because that's what they want us to think is going on over there. So i wanted to get to the bottom of this shit so i went to the Middle East last year because I needed to get some rectifying for myself... is that rectifying? Whatever... I needed to sort this shit out for myself.
Because i had this whole impression in my head that Arabic was such an ugly language because it's always like "KHAKHLI O KHA!" and people are like "Oh my God! No wonder they're angry: they're vomiting on each other when they talk!"
Then you go to the Middle East and you hear real Arabs speaking Arabic and it sounds nice!
I was actually turned on by it... because it's just- I was at this cafe in Dubaï and I'm chilling, right, and there's these two Arab girls having a conversation behind me and I'm eavesdropping.
I have no clue what the fuck they're saying... but it sounded nice to me.
Because all I hear behind me is "Khamnusi mnkhalme senmnkhalmelededuba... Senemonono khobel nola dabelua... Naa nonakhalao nakawalsokhal melenonaa... Nana khola ha ha ha ha ha ha" and i was like "Oh God! This is good!"