Southeastern High Speed Javelin in Train Sim World 2

Enjoy some gameplay from the Southeastern High Speed route in Train Sim World 2 aboard the class 395 Javelin. I'm accompanied by a small child with a coca-cola bottle, the holographic doctor and the tannoy system to let passengers know what's happening. Also included in this adventure are tales of woe featuring the use of carbonated beverages as de-icer, a game of chicken and the single greatest pun of all time.

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