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(lyrics below) Have you ever wondered what would happen if you took a hard rock song and infused it with elements of symphonic metal, funk, pop, and a healthy dash of comedy?
No? Well, your favorite comedy rock band, The Brians, are back with a parody/cover of the early 2000's hit Last Resort by Papa Roach!

Lyrics:

Cut my life in two pizzas
This is my plastic fork
oven baking, I'm fiending
don't give a f%&# if it's carbs that I'm eating!

Cut my life in two pizzas
I've got my plastic fork
oven baking, I'm fiending
don't give a f$&# if it's carbs that I'm eating
Do you even care if I'm over eating?

Would it be thin
Would it be thick?
If I chose my crust tonight
Chances are that I might
Get chicken wings on the side
And I'm contemplating cheesy fries

'Cause I'm eating my fries, munchin' chicken thighs,
Wish somebody would hand me those chives
Eating my fries, munchin' chicken thighs,
Wish somebody would hand me those chives

PIZZA!
This is my plastic fork!
This is my plastic fork!

I never realized It was spicy chicken
'Til it was too late and I was burnin within,
Hungry eating out of chocolate tins
Platter for four, where do I begin?

It all started when I munched on that pig
A 2 liter of coke, I'll take another big swig
Searching for food up on a higher level
I can feel the cheese slowly clogging my blood vessels!

Cause I'm eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs,
Wish somebody would hand me those chives
Eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs,
Wish somebody would hand me those chives

Bacon's alright, sausage is fine
I'm munching and I'm dining
I'm dining, I'm dining, I'm dining, I'm DINING!

I can't go on eating this way
I can't go on eating this WAY!

Cut my life in two pizzas,
This is my plastic fork
oven baking, I'm fiending
don't give a f$&# if it's carbs that I'm eating!

Would it be thin
Would it be thick
If I chose my crust tonight?
Chances are that I might
Get chicken wings on the side
And I'm contemplating crispy fries

Cause I'm eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs,
Wish somebody would hand me those chives
Eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs,
Wish somebody would hand me those chives
...chives, chives, chives...

This is my plastic fork!

I can't go on dining this... WAY!