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Enjoy my current events comedy PowerPoint! This week features a falsely elected homecoming queen, things we don't do at Target (or with a pickle), emotional intelligence, Tinder background checks, misplaced testicles, and mom's behaving badly.


A Florida assistant principal was arrested for hacking into a computer and rigging the vote for her daughter to be homecoming queen. I guess they didn’t trust the mail in ballots.
Not for nothing, most moms just drop you off at the mall.
In retrospect, it might’ve been smarter to just tell her daughter she wasn't homecoming queen material.
 
A Florida man, who was charged with having sex with a pair of stuffed animals at Target, was ordered to get a psychological evaluation... to figure out why he hadn’t gone to Wal-Mart.

And if you’re sensing a theme, here you go: A pants-free Florida man was caught in public anally pleasuring himself with a pickle. He was arrested and charged for incorrectly doing Keto.

A new study found that stress and anxiety can be caused by smart phone use; Especially if you read about the study on your phone.
 
Another study found that people with high emotional intelligence are better at recognizing fake news. Which might also explain why so many of them are single.
 
The dating app Tinder will offer criminal background checks on would be dates. Which means users will have to answer the question: Do you or do you not want to have your heart stolen?
 
Researchers report that pollution is the cause for the rising number of boys born with their testicles in the wrong place. Or as I like to call it: the worst-ever version of “Where’s Waldo.”
 
And finally, To get a member of her daughter’s cheerleading team to quit, a PA mom created fake images of the girl naked, drinking, and smoking. Clearly this mom is out of touch. Those are the things that get you on the team.

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