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A parody about overeating during quarantine...

Thanks for the suggestion that sparked this parody, Andy!

“Pure Junk Food Temptation” PARODY

(to the melody of “Pure Imagination” from WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY)

Parody lyrics written & sung by Melanie Bowditch

HOME WITH ME,
IDLE/FREE,
THERE’S A WORLD OF PURE JUNK FOOD TEMPTATION.

TAKE A LOOK AND YOU’LL SEE,
AN UNHEALTHY SITUATION.

I BEGIN,
TO DIG-IN,
IT’S MY QUARANTINE-TIME CELEBRATION.

QUANTITIES THAT DEFY SATIATION.

IF YOU WANT TO CHEW,
PIZZA SLICE,
CURBSIDE OR DELIVERY’LL,
DO IT,

MAKE YOUR OWN KABOB AND SKEW IT!

BURGER? HOT DOG? CORN?
JUST BARBECUE IT!

THERE IS NO,
WAY TO GROW,
THAT COMPARES WITH HOMEBOUND, SHUT-DOWN NATION.

SNACKS BOTH SWEET AND SALTY.
WISH THAT THEY WERE CAL’RIE-FREE.