Скачать или смотреть TUNA FOR TRIBUTE 🐟👑 — THE ECONOMY OF OBEDIENCE

Every empire needs a currency.
Gold rusts. Power fades. But tuna? Tuna endures.

Tuna for Tribute documents the moment the feline regime formalizes its economy — a gentle, fish-scented system where loyalty is measured not in words, but in offerings. You don’t pay taxes. You present snacks. Voluntarily. Enthusiastically. With the lid already peeled back.

This track is upbeat, ritualistic, and just a little bit unhinged — the sound of bureaucracy discovering it can be cute. Beneath the bounce is a sharp idea: control doesn’t always arrive with punishment. Sometimes it arrives with expectations. Sometimes it purrs while it waits.

Musically, the song struts. It moves like a procession. A groove built for carrying cans in both hands while nodding respectfully. There’s celebration in the rhythm, but also repetition — the sense that this isn’t a one-time gift, it’s a system. A schedule. A calendar reminder you definitely didn’t set yourself.

Lyrically, Tuna for Tribute explores how devotion becomes routine. How offerings turn into obligations. How affection, once freely given, slowly acquires a receipt. The cats never demand. They simply watch. And somehow, you want to give. Because look at them. Because they’re hungry. Because it feels right. Because everyone else is doing it.

This is the song where the empire starts funding itself.

It’s playful. It’s absurd. It’s uncomfortably recognizable. A cheerful little anthem for soft compliance and well-organized worship — wrapped in whiskers and aluminum lids.

If you’ve ever:
– apologized while opening a can
– felt judged by a stare near the cupboard
– altered your schedule around feeding time
– whispered “okay okay” to a creature half your size

…then congratulations. You already understand the system.

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