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Woke up this morning, feeling kinda strange,
Typed my symptoms in, now my life's deranged.
A little headache, just a tiny pain,
Google says my brain's gone insane!

Swollen toe, got me feelin' low,
Says I've got six months, before I go.

Google diagnosed me, I'm doomed for eternity,
Every little symptom, it's a one-way ticket, can't you see?
Google diagnosed me, no hope for longevity,
From a cough to a sneeze, it's the end of the line for me!

Got a pimple on my chin, nothing too intense,
But Google says it's cancer, I'm now in suspense.
Burped a little louder, felt my stomach churn,
Google says it's time for my funeral urn!

Paper cut, blood starts to flow,
According to the net, I'm the next to go.

Google diagnosed me, I'm doomed for eternity,
Every little symptom, it's a one-way ticket, can't you see?
Google diagnosed me, no hope for longevity,
From a cough to a sneeze, it's the end of the line for me!

Saw a rash on my arm, thought it was benign,
Google said goodbye, your days are out of time.
Twitching eye, just a little tick,
But Google claims I'm going quick!

Felt a bit dizzy, couldn't catch my breath,
Typed it in quick, Google predicted death.
A bit of gas, stomach's in a knot,
Google says I'm dying, tying my burial plot.

Stubbed my toe, pain starts to grow,
Google’s got the answer: final death row.

Google diagnosed me, I'm doomed for eternity,
Every little symptom, it's a one-way ticket, can't you see?
Google diagnosed me, no hope for longevity,
From a cough to a sneeze, it's the end of the line for me!

Google diagnosed me, I've got no chance,
Dancing with death, my final metal dance.
Google diagnosed me, I’m falling apart,
Goodbye cruel world, you broke my heart!