Скачать или смотреть Level 40!

Once I was lightning, reflexes untamed
Headshots at midnight, eternal in flame
Now I rise slowly from my ergonomic throne
With a heating pad forged from the aches I have known

My guild calls for battle at half past nine
But by ten-thirty sharp I decline
For the raid is long and my back is weak
And I pulled something just reaching for a drink

Ohhh, I squint through the glare of destiny
Where are my glasses? They were just on me…

I’M LEVEL FORTY — STILL I FIGHT!
With creaking knees in neon light!
My fingers slow but my spirit fast!
A veteran forged from expansions past!

Though my back may crack like thunder’s roar
And I can’t see loot drops on the floor —
I raise my mouse with aging might!
LEVEL FORTY… STILL I CRIT TONIGHT!

Once I could grind from dusk till dawn
Now two hours in — my will is gone
The minimap blurs like prophecy
Was that an enemy… or a shrubbery?

My aim once sharp as a dragon’s fang
Now trembles like an old LAN gang
But wisdom flows where speed has fled
I know the boss mechanics — I just forget what you said

Ohhh, my wrist brace shines in sacred steel
Carpal tunnel is real… so real…

I’M LEVEL FORTY — STILL I FIGHT!
Blue-light glasses in the night!
With muscle cream and caffeine brew
And tactical breaks at 10:02!

Though the youngsters laugh at my reaction time
They don’t survive like this old spine!
I’ve patched and nerfed and lagged through strife —
LEVEL FORTY… GAMING FOR LIFE!