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SCOTTISH GUY NAMED SUE - the Glasgow Version

Well ma da left the hoose when I was 3 ,
he didnt leave nothing to my Ma and me
just a pile of debt and a bottle of flat irn bru
but I don't blame him cos he run and hid,
but the eejit you know he flipped his lid,
before he left he went and named me Sue (Hugh) well he must have thought it was quite a joke ,
but I can tell U that name it gives me the boak.
I even had to fight to get signed on the broo
Some bird would giggle and call me a transvestite
some guy would laugh and I start to fight, now how would you like to be called Sue ?
Well I grew up quick and I grew up mean, I joined the famous East End Team
I roamed from Bridgeton to Royston to hide my shame
Between smoking hash and stealing cars.
I searched the bookies and the Glasgow bars, to kill the man that gied me that stupid name
Well it was Castlemilk at the Glasgow Fair, I took a Celtic tammy off of my hair.
I went into 'The Oasis' to have a pint or 2,
Standing at the bar I took a flaky ,
there in the corner playin cards with a Jakey
was the Muppet that had gone and named me Sue
Well I knew that ride was my own sweet Dad from a video of Crimewatch my Granny had
I knew the ginger hair and his skelly eye
he had a beer belly and he smelled of urine,
he had a Rangers top , you know the away yin
I says my name is Sue , you're for it noo,
you're going to die
I kicked him in the plums and I poked his eye,
he fell to the floor but to my surprise,
he came up with a jib and slashed off a piece of my ear
I flew a steel toe cap aff his teeth, and both of us fell into the street
fighting and a kicking in the mud and the Bucky and the beer
I tell you I've fought tougher men , but I really cant remember when,
he .. squeezed my baws like a pedophile
I heard him cackle and I heard him curse, he went for his machete , I pulled mine first
he stood there looking at me and I saw him smile
He said' ya wee tosser' Glasgow's rough, if Ure gonna make it, you've got to be tough
and I knew I wasnt going to be there to help U along
so I named you Sue, then I shot the craw
I knew now and then U'd get a boot in the baws
but it's gien you that lassie's name that has helped to make U strong
Now U've just fought one hell of a fight.
I know you hate me , and you're probably right, to kill me now ,
and I wouldn't blame U if U do
but you ought to thank me before I die, for making U such a mental guy
cos Im the idiot that named you Sue
I got all chocked up cos fighting is no fun , I called him Da and he called me son,
and I limped away with a different point of view,
the loser comes to mind now and then
every time I fight and every time I win
and if I ever have a wean , I think I'm going to call him ............

Tarquin, Farquar, crawford anything but Sue, I still hate that stupid name