Eminem - The Monster PARODY featuring Samantha Jade

Fitzy & Wippa take on Eminem and Rihanna with their version of 'The Monster' called 'The Lobster' featuring the amazing Samantha Jade!

LYRICS:
I order the lobster
And own my own jet
And if you cant find me im at the pool at club med
My yacht Is amazing
And I drive a Corvette
My trust fund is crazy
All aboard on the gravy (gravy train)

Another day and 5 models in my jacuzzi
Five hmmphh, beggars can't be choosy
Off to Japan to ski Mt Fuji
Jeeves, pack my bags, please make them Gucci
Won our polo match, we were elated
Ring the royal family for which im related
The Greek islands, for a bit of perusing
Their economies stuffed, that's quite amusing
Fashion week and its Georgio Armani
I'm front row, smashing, party
Off to Dubai to talk oil with a Sheik
Did I ever tell you we own half of Wall St
I've seemed to misplace my keys to the mansion
Did I leave them in my Rolls Royce Phantom
No material world for me like Madonna
Don't judge me, im off the opera

I order the lobster
And have my own jet
And if you cant find me im at the pool at club med
My yacht is amazing
And I drive a Corvette
My trust fund is crazy
All aboard on the gravy (Gravy)
I'm a billionaire
Sell sell, buy buy , sell sell buy buy, buy more shares
I'm a billionaire
Sell sell, buy buy , sell sell buy buy, buy more shares

You want to be like me well be ready to pounce
And I'll set you up with offshore accounts
If you want filthy rich well im your barometer
Lets celebrate with a bottle of Bollinger
No lets take a holiday to the Bahamas
Borrow my collection of Dolce and Gabbana
Yodel lodel eh hi hoo
Does anyone want to accompany me to see Andrea Rieu
Lets plays croquet and go get all chummy
I'll steal Black Amex off of my Mummy
I'm elite, powerful and the ultimate hustler
I'm throwing out hundreds like I'm throwing out butlers
New York or Milan well I don't want either
Cause i just bought 4 nightclubs in Ibiza
Too many Apple shares, im selling them off
Along with Daddys original Van Gogh

I order the lobster
And have my own jet
And if you cant find me im at the pool at club med
My yacht is amazing
And I drive a Corvette
My trust fund is crazy
All aboard on the gravy (Gravy)
I'm a billionaire
Sell sell, buy buy , sell sell buy buy, buy more shares
I'm a billionaire
Sell sell, buy buy , sell sell buy buy, buy more shares