The Hard Sell

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This episode: Movie Premieres on ITV are Brought To You by humdrum on-set vignettes, genetically engineered adorable couples, mad goldfish, moustachioed twats and, most memorably, nightmarish mockeries of movie stars talking absolute bollocks with their mouths full of corn starch. Return to a time when Doritos came in beef flavour for reasons beyond the realm of normal human understanding.

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