Teri Hatcher Hubba Hubba

Another Sheila not from the Bakka Bourke but also not a Banana Bender but good to bash the spine with and not a clayton's. Must be a cobber and not come a gutser or come within cooee of a corroboree or a counter lunch. Also be able to crack a tinnie and be partial to a Dad'n Dave of the map of Tasmania.
Her dial must stand out like Dogs Balls at the local B&S and never Drink with the Flies. Never stand under a Boree Tree or get killed by a Drop Bear otherwise she'll be a Duchess.
When she gets her first ankle biter she can have first Durry. A visit to the Fang Carpenter to fix up cotton candy disease s a must.
FIGJAM is not related to DILIGAF, just Kevin Bloody Wilson.