The Only Funny White Man - Full Alpha Stand Up Comedy Special - Geoffrey Asmus

Hello fellow alphas. Welcome to Geoffrey Asmus’ first stand-up comedy special, “The Only Funny White Man.”

This is the first 100% alpha stand up comedy special ever released. Others have tried, but none have succeeded. Congratulations on witnessing history.

The stand up comedy special was filmed in front of my parents in Minneapolis, the greatest city in America, at Sisyphus Brewery.

I'm trying to type stand up comedy as much as I can for the almighty algorithm.

In this stand-up comedy special I answer all of society’s pressing questions - Are dogs sexy? Do we need Democrats? Should abortions be mandatory? Can Lutherans enter into heaven? Why do people go ice fishing? And most importantly - Why are betas allowed to live?

Also please keep in mind that I don't believe almost a single thing I say in this stand up comedy special. Except that I h*te Lutherans.

As always. Please comment whether you liked or hated this stand up comedy special. As a sacrifice to the almighty Algorithm, may she ever rule over our pathetic lives.

All your help means a lot and thanks for going along with me on this stupid comedy journey.

Filming this cost me far too much. A man can only give away free content for so long before he has to return to dog walking in Brooklyn.
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Written & Performed By: Geoffrey Asmus
Directed By: Jesse Chieffo
Edited & Colored By: Jesse Chieffo
Filmed At: Sisyphus Brewery in Minneapolis, Minnesota
Music: "Rock N' Roll Machine" and "Island Man" by Family Business

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Love to all my betas.

:08 Intro
:22 The Sign
:47 The Parents
1:20 The Haircut
1:40 The Weather
2:25 The Bathroom
3:08 The Civil War
3:43 The Bar Specials
4:25 Ice Fishing
5:52 The Girlfriend
6:37 The One Black Guy
7:19 Dirty Talk
8:10 Cumming Right On Time
8:45 King of Sex
9:10 Girlfriend Meeting Parents
9:53 Black Girlfriend
10:45 Komanda
11:55 Geoff With A G
13:09 Dogwalking
14:45 Anyone in College?
15:10 Storming the Capitol
16:10 The War In Ukraine
17:05 True Crime
18:11 Anthropology Degree
18:50 Religious Studies Degree
19:10 Lutherans
20:32 Raised Religious
20:49 Hot Cousins
21:37 The Catholic Prayer
22:30 My Mom
23:19 Recognizing Audience Member
24:30 Body Positivity
26:55 The One Impression
28:25 Doing Shows in Small Towns
29:03 Small Town Parks
29:30 Small Town Racism
29:53 Small Town Festivals
30:35 Every Small Town Hates Another Small Town
31:28 Bad Tattoos in Small Town
32:00 Mocking Rural America
33:16 New Yorkers Suck
34:00 The Neighbors
35:40 Abortion
37:51 I Know All The World Capitals
42:20 Choke S*x
43:30 Fingering
44:30 The Cl*t
45:00 My Pen*s
46:40 Conception
47:35 The Big Closer