🪙 “Ring-a-round the mountain… kingdoms all fall down.”
In this twisted Hobbit AU, Bilbo Baggins is no longer the overlooked burglar — he’s the uninvited guest who remembers everything. Cast aside after saving a kingdom, Bilbo returns with a ring, a plan, and a fury that no one saw coming.
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I really love how this one turned out, and so this is for:
@FanLariongirl
@foreveralive2093
Hope you enjoy this one!
– Character: Bilbo Baggins
– Universe: The Hobbit / Middle-earth
– Genres / Motifs: Orchestral rock, villain folk, heroic brass, rap breakdown, dark fantasy
🎵 Original Song by MythicTune
🎤 Concept, Visuals & Lyrics by MythicTune
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💬 Is Bilbo right to burn it all down — or has the ring already won?
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LYRICS:
Good morning! Good morning to you all!
...Oh, you don't remember me?
Of course you don't...
I was just the burglar... the little hobbit... the fourteenth share...
But I remember everything.
Thirteen dwarves came knocking at my door
Ate my pantry bare and scratched my floor
Said they needed someone small and light
To steal their gold back in the night
"Master Baggins, we implore!"
But when the dragon fell and gold was won
When the battle ended, said and done
They counted out my contract's share
And sent me on my way
Adventure's over, hobbit
Back to your garden, back to your hole
We've got kingdoms to rebuild now
You've served your role
Ring-a-round the mountain, pocket full of gold
Thought you'd use this hobbit, leave him in the cold
Ashes, ashes, kingdoms all fall down
When the uninvited guest comes back to town
(Back to town... back to town...)
Thorin looked right through me at the gate
Like I was just the help who came too late
Thirteen warriors brave and true
And one disposable hobbit, who knew?
I saved them from the spiders' web
From dungeons deep and certain death
But heroic deeds are quickly forgotten
When you're four-foot-three with fuzzy feet
So I kept a little souvenir
A golden ring they failed to see
The "simple hobbit" fooled them all
Now watch what simple folk can be
I've learned your weaknesses, your pride
Your greed that glitters more than gold
You taught me how the big folk think
Now let this tale unfold
Ring-a-round the kingdoms, walls are tumbling down
Invisible and patient, I'm in every town
Whisper, whisper, doubts in royal ears
The uninvited guest feeds on your fears
(Your fears... your fears...)
"Good morning!" meant whatever I wanted it to mean—
Well, now it means your end!
Every contract has fine print you didn't read!
Every burglar knows the best treasures to steal!
Not your gold—your trust! Your alliances! Your peace!
You see... I learned from the best.
From dragons who hoard,
From kings who betray,
From elves who arrive when it suits them to play!
WELL I'M DONE BEING YOUR COMIC RELIEF!
Thirteen kingdoms standing proud and tall
Thirteen dominoes about to fall
They'll never see their ruin's face
Just a hobbit they forgot to chase
Who needs armies when you're small?
When you can walk through any door?
The uninvited guest you scorned
Has become so very much more
Do come for tea when your kingdoms burn
I'll set thirteen places, mark my word
Though I suspect... like last time...
You won't show up for mine.
Good morning... good morning...
What a beautiful morning it will be...
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