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🎵 “Raised by the Belt” – A Tribute to Tough Love & Old-School Values 🎵
Before timeouts and participation trophies, there was discipline, cornbread, and a leather strap that knew your name.
This hard-hitting, heartfelt country ballad takes you back to the days when respect was taught with a look, chores weren’t optional, and you learned life’s lessons the hard (and sometimes red) way. If Mama's stare could stop traffic and Daddy’s belt taught you manners, this song’ll hit home like a flyin' strap on a muddy Sunday.

🪕 LYRICS THAT'LL SLAP YOU STRAIGHT:

“I was raised on cornbread, Jesus, and them Friday fish fries.”
“It stung like the devil, but it steered me straight. A little butt-whoopin’ builds character and faith.”
“It wasn’t child abuse, it was love in disguise. ‘Cause pain fades quick, but the lessons survive.”
“No trophy shelf, just a tight brown belt — That’s how I was raised.”
“Yeah, I thank God for every welt. 'Cause I was raised by the belt.”

🔥 WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS SONG:

✔ For everyone raised with rules, chores, and consequences
✔ A bold nod to old-school parenting that shaped generations
✔ Honest lyrics, gritty humor, and just enough heart to make you grin
✔ The perfect anthem for every “back in my day” dad and “I turned out fine” grandpa

📣 CALL TO ACTION:

🥾 LIKE if you ever danced to the tune of a flyin’ belt
🎣 COMMENT with the lesson you learned the hard way
📌 SUBSCRIBE for more foot-stompin’, memory-joggin’ country songs
🪑 SHARE this with someone who was raised on tough love and tin plates
🔔 RING THE BELL — or Mama’s stare’ll haunt you from the porch

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