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Hiyyo!!

Today, we’re going to explore That’s Not My Neighbor – the game where the sole purpose of your existence is to check IDs... and yet, that becomes the most stressful thing on the face of the planet.

We’re going to be looking for lookalikes, scrutinizing suspicious smiles, checking documents like we’re in detective mode, and definitely not freaking out at perfectly normal faces peering into our soul through the door. No way. Not a chance. Completely chill. Totally professional.

If the eyebrows are wrong? Denied.
If the nose is... kinda copy-pasted? Denied.
If the energy is even 2% cursed? DENIED.

It all begins innocently enough. Just another day. Just another apartment complex. Just another neighbor wanting to come home...

But then the weirdness begins.
The faces are almost right.
The voices are almost human.
The eyes? ...We don’t speak of the eyes.

One wrong move, and you might be letting something in that absolutely, positively does not belong there. And let me tell you, once it gets in, it’s game over.

So take your clipboard, double-check those dates, and get ready to deliver your best “you’re not getting in” voice – because things are about to get weird in a hurry.

Welcome to the mini-series.
Let’s get through our shift. 😈