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“You attacked Earth.
They turned your sun into a quasar and named the operation after a flower.”
They thought humans were harmless.
Just scruffy merchants with sarcasm issues and duct-taped ships.
Then someone fired first.
This is the story of what happened when three of the galaxy’s most powerful empires decided to destroy Earth… and discovered, too late, that humanity doesn’t do war.
They do problem-solving.
Attacking Humans? Let Me Know How That Works for Ya! is a standalone sci-fi story full of black comedy, outrageous engineering, and surgical revenge.
Humanity doesn’t posture. They don’t threaten.
They just rewrite your physics and name the strike after someone’s dog.
🔹 Written by A.J. Maraine
🔹 Part of the HFY cinematic story collection from Sci-Fi Signal
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If you laughed, winced, or whispered “they’re insane” at any point…
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