Pop Goes Yoda - A Folk | Mandalorian | Star Wars Parody Song

Fifty years old baby living inside a sealed metal ball. WHAT?!
Baby Yoda, Baby Chewie, Baby Jabba and Baby Jar Jar are the Muppets Babies Star Wars, coming soon to Disney+.
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Lyrics

Half a pound of eldery hair
Half a pound of wrinkles
That's the way the money goes
Pop! goes Yoda.

Up and down Tatooine road,
In and out Mos Eisley,
That's the way the money goes,
Pop! goes Yoda.

All around the desert valley
Mandy chased the Jawa
Mandy thought "that was a big joke"
Pop! goes Yoda.

A flan for carbonite coffins
An egg for a ship
That's the way the money goes
Pop! goes Yoda.

Mandy's got the magic tracker
And Baby's got the Force
That's the way the story goes,
Pop! goes Yoda.

I've no time to watch and sigh,
No patience with old babies
Kiss my blaster, I'm off, goodbye!
Pop! goes Yoda.

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After being infected by a space cybernetic virus, an ordinary third worlder have become a major (and f sharp minor) key to all these culture war shenanigans.

Given the power of diversity armor, this lonely minority comedian songwriter has take upon himself the duty to reapropriate western culture from the hands of the Woke Ex Machina by memeticly engineering cultural artifacts in order to create hybrid spoof weapons of laugh destruction which he intends to provide to the army known as Fandom Menace in support of its struggle against the destruction of Canon by the forces of wokeness.

Shortly after he first stroke the chords of the space time continuum through his cybernetic spanish guitar named Lola, the issued ripple effect distortion brought to his aid an unexpected group of ragtag exileds from Geek culture corrupted alternate timelines. As soon as their collective quantum chromatic fields were tuned in parody harmony, an unprecedented party rose to defy the twisted copyright laws bent to the machines will.

We are Latino Sci-Fi Geek's Imperial Marching Band and we hope you will enjoy the channel.

Begun the Parody Wars have.