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*SPEED’S 35-DAY AMERICA TOUR (NON-STOP IRL)*

He’s streaming *24/7 for 35 days* while traveling state to state—no breaks, no privacy, no chill. Day 1 already had limo-level chaos: Miami stunts, DJ in the Lambo, Rick Ross cameo, lemurs(?!), cheerleaders, drones, fireworks—and a tour bus reveal that’s actually insane. Production hiccups hit hard, Speed’s questioning the mission… but I’m calling *70% odds* he finishes. Search terms: IShowSpeed tour live, 35 day stream, Miami kickoff, IRL marathon, tour bus reveal.

*JESUS… BUT MAKE IT HORROR (NICOLAS CAGE AS JOSEPH)*

Trailer for *The Carpenter’s Son* just dropped: a “dark reimagining” where young Jesus discovers powers while hiding in Roman Egypt. *Nicolas Cage* plays Joseph, *Noah Jupe* as Jesus, *FKA twigs* as Mary. Expect backlash + think-pieces. Releases this fall. Jesus horror movie, Nicolas Cage Joseph, biblical horror, controversial film 2025.

*MINNEAPOLIS CHURCH SHOOTING (TRIGGER WARNING)*

A gunman opened fire on kids praying in pews—**2 children killed, 17 injured**; responders say all hospitalized are expected to survive. One student shielded a friend and was hit—absolute hero. The attacker posted a manifesto stuffed with hateful slogans before taking his own life. We’re not amplifying his words here. Minneapolis church shooting, school safety, hero student, breaking news.

*ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ SHUTS DOWN*

The controversial Florida detention site is closing after a federal judge ruled it was *irreparably damaging the Everglades**. Detainees are being transferred or deported; site empty within days. *Alligator Alcatraz closure, Everglades ruling, immigration facility.

*90s TV WAS UNHINGED: “BUTTAFACE” CONTEST 😬*

Yes, this was real: women in bikinis with bags over their heads, judged on “best body / worst face,” live audience taunting, $25k “prize.” A relic of TV’s wildest era—and a reminder how far we’ve (hopefully) come. Howard Stern ButtaFace, 90s TV controversy, viral clip.

*PAKISTAN’S TRIPLE-DECKER LUXURY BUS*

Lower “luggage” deck turned into *first-class cabins* with car doors, couches, fridges, Wi-Fi and TVs. Even the “regular” seats are plush. Speed’s bus or this one—you’re picking which ride? Pakistan luxury bus, triple decker coach, viral travel design.

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*RAPID FIRE ⚡️*

*India YouTuber Missing* — 22-year-old washed away filming at Duduma Waterfall; search ongoing.

*Will Smith “AI Crowds”?* — Clips from his tour look… uncanny. Accused of enhancing audience shots despite huge real crowds.

*Japan’s 2-Hour Phone Plan* — Toyoake proposes daily screen-time guidance (no fines) to curb sleep/mental health issues.

*Raja Jackson Update* — Wrestler *Stuart “Syko Stu” Smith* is awake and talking; long recovery ahead.

*Nazi-Looted Art in Argentina* — A painting stolen 80 years ago spotted… in a **real-estate ad**. Family seeks return.

*Gaza Chef Renad (11)* — Posted a single word, “Goodbye,” to 1.5M followers—fans worried; hoping for confirmation she’s safe.

*Record US Coast Guard Bust* — Historic drug offload; value near *half a billion* dollars; 34 detained.

*World’s Tallest Bridge (China)* — Passes weight test; official crown incoming.

*Mini NYC, Zero Cap* — Guy spent *21 years* building 1,000,000 tiny buildings; laid out at **50ft x 30ft**. Stunning.

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