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"Picking Up Weed In Kingston" (LYRICS BELOW)
Written and Performed by Jon Browne
of S.N.A.G.
Sunday, June 7th, 2009
Benefit For Baby Reggie
Time To Laugh Comedy Club
Kingston, Ontario, Canada

Lyrics:

It's Friday night, it's 6 o'clock
A fabulous time indeed
Work is over, you're sitting at home
But, nobody's got any weed
Sally says she's out today
But, try her back in an hour
And Billy McLean had a powerful strain,
but he sold it to Zachary Bauer

Oh, what do you do? And who do you call?
All of your dealers have nothing at all
You even tried asking the kids at the mall
We're picking up weed in Kingston!

7:30 comes and goes,
and things are looking grim
You walk around, alone downtown
Your chances are getting slim
You run across ol' Jay Sinclair
who you haven't seen in years
He tells you to head to Division Street
and wait for a gentleman there

Oh, now it seems you're on the right track,
You notice a fella who's dressed in black
He took your money, and never came back
We're picking up weed in Kingston!

Now your blood is boiling,
'cuz you're right back where you started
Going home empty-handed
But try not to get downhearted
a p'liceman pulls you over
and you thank your lucky stars
It's better to go without weed for a while
Than spending the night behind bars

Oh, the officer sends you on your way
"Stay out of trouble, and have a nice day!"
You give him the finger as he drives away
We're picking up weed in Kingston!

Now you're back at your apartment
and it seems your only hope
is tracking down some stupid clown
and beating him up for his dope
The telephone rings, it's Jeremy Flynn!
Your neighbour from down the street
he just picked up a half a pound
and wants to know where to meet

You grab your jacket and run down the stairs
Screaming and waving your hands in the air
Everyone noticed, but nobody cares
We're picking up weed in Kingston!

Now, the moral of this little tune
I think is plainly shown
a friend with weed is a friend indeed
as long as he's getting you stoned
Your friends will always help you
If you don't do anything sketchy
So, pack your bong, and sing this song
You gotta admit, it's catchy!

Oh, what do you do, and who do you call,
all of your dealers have nothing at all
Even the kids at the Frontenac Mallllllllll....
Are picking up weed in Kingston!!!

2008 S.N.A.G. Music

Special thanks to Mike Murray, Brendon Smith, Steve DesRosiers, Adam Grossutti, Melanie Rankin, Ian Fults, and everyone else who helped contribute to the conception of this song. I would also like to thank Jamie Ferguson, The Wilson Family, and the Time to Laugh Comedy Club for allowing me the honour of performing at this benefit concert. Rest in Peace Baby Reggie.

This song is a work of comedy, and not meant to endorse, or advocate illegal activity of any kind. Even illegal activities that shouldn't be illegal. ;)