gently roasting your cold pitches (sorry!)

Last year, I made a Notion database to begin tracking all the cold pitches that I was getting + tagging the exact reasons why they didn’t work. So in this video, let’s talk about the 16 reasons why 90% of cold pitches are SO bad + the pitches that resulted in hires (aka I sent money over the internet to complete strangers)

💌 MY COMPLETE COLD PITCH SERIES:    • 5⭐️ cold pitches  

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🎞️ IN THIS VIDEO:
[00:00] intro
[00:38] Problem #1
[01:02] 2 biggest portfolio issues
[03:11] how to build authority
[07:11] stop being vague
[08:45] vibes aren't vibing
[09:41] can you, really?
[10:14] okay, rude
[11:05] the ick
[11:30] it's not about you
[12:48] Problem #2
[13:01] it's irrelevant
[14:29] copy pasta
[15:08] not a stalker
[15:36] no bridge
[17:45] Problem #3
[18:00] your free stuff is too expensive
[19:18] wow, slow down
[20:43] AWESOME PITCH #1
[22:12] AWESOME PITCH #2
[22:48] AWESOME PITCH #3

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