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So basically, this is another one of those little particle accelerators; that I have seen flying around the internet. I've decided to make one to join the Particle Accelerator Train, or P.A.T. for short... And, of course, Half-life/Black Mesa Jokes are welcome here!

And now, I'm going to show you how it works... So I'm gonna put a nerd warning here for those who don't want to suffer from massive headaches due to reading all the instructions on the operation of this cannon...

Once you press the power button: an alarm will sound, indicating that the cannon firing sequence has been activated. Once the alarm stops, the charging phases begin! The first phase works by transferring damage done to opponents - whether the hits were critical or not - into energy capable of obliterating at least a three-story building... The charging time for this phase takes around a maximum of 34 seconds to complete; to avoid a massive explosion due to overcharge and overheating- yes, the cannon does require coolant to cool down the artillery energy launcher - the cannon's energy must not exceed an equivalent to 5000000 Damage. Then, the second phase sounds an alarm to warn personnel to evacuate the cannon's line of fire before transferring critical hit damage into what launches the energy ball - the artillery energy launcher. Once the charging is completed, the cannon fires the energy ball almost instantaneously toward its target at the speed of light, followed by a massive explosion! Then the cannon must cool down for at least half an hour before firing again...

Phew... Hope that wasn't a mouthful to read... But if it was, I'll shorten it to a single sentence... The cannon charges using energy from damage from non-critical and critical hits before firing at its target, obliterating it...
So basically... It's kind of a TF2 weapon... potentially...

Hope you enjoy watching the sequence in action!