If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years - feat. Elayne Boosler & Tovah Feldshuh

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If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years
Starring Tovah Feldshuh & Elayne Boosler
Written by Jack Dolgen, Ilana Peña, & Adam Schlesinger

Naomi & Elayne:
IF YOU EVER NEED A FAVOR IN FIFTY YEARS
JUST CALL A CAMP KAVETCHA GIRL

IF YOU’RE CRYING OFF YOUR MAKEUP WITH ALL YOUR TEARS
JUST CALL A CAMP KAVETCHA GIRL

Naomi:
NO MATTER WHAT THE ISSUE

Elayne:
SHE ALWAYS HAS A TISSUE

Naomi:
SHE KEEPS ‘EM IN HER PRADA BAG

Elayne:
NO MATTER IF YOU WANNA SCREAM

Naomi:
OR YOU NEED SOME WRINKLE CREAM

Elayne:
SHE ALSO KEEPS THAT IN HER PRADA BAG

Naomi & Elayne:
IF YOU EVER NEED A FAVOR IN FIFTY YEARS
JUST CALL A CAMP KAVETCHA GIRL
IF YOU’RE EVER PARALYZED BY YOUR DEEPEST FEARS
JUST CALL A CAMP KAVETCHA GIRL

Naomi:
IF YOU’RE HONORED FOR YOUR MITZVAHS

Elayne:
CALL A CAMP KAVETCHA SISTER

Naomi:
IF SHE’S FAMOUS AND SHE’S DISTANT

Elayne:
GET IN TOUCH WITH HER ASSISTANT

Naomi:
IF YOU STILL CAN’T FIND HER

Elayne:
HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER’S GOYISH FRIEND REMIND HER

Naomi & Elayne:
THAAAAAAT…
WHEN YOU’RE IN A PINCH WE’LL GETCHA
‘CAUSE WE’RE ALWAYS THERE YOU BETCHA
I’M SO GLAD I METCHA
HERE AT SWANKY CAMP KAVETCHA
IF YOU NEED ME I’LL COME RUNNING
‘CAUSE OUR PARENTS SPENT THE MONEY
TO MAKE US ALL
CAMP KAVETCHA GIRLS!
MY DAD’S A ––

Naomi:
DENTIST!

Elayne:
BANKER!