The Die Hard Oscars/Action Movie Awards for THE RELIC!

HE DIE HARD OSCARS / AKA ‘THE ACTION MOVIE AWARDS’
JOHN MCCLANE YIPPEE KA-YAY AWARD FOR BEST LINE – Nominees
- “Pot’s a misdemeanor. Decapitation seems a bit severe.” – D’Agosta

- “Lt D’Agosta, it’s lovely to see you under such alarming circumstances.” The acerbic Medical Examiner Dr. Zwiezic (played by the legendary Audra Lindley in her final screen role – she also played Phoebe’s grandmother in Friends, and was in Three’s Company and its spin-off back in the day)

- “How goes the gradual extinction of the human race, Lieutenant?” / “I’m doing what I can…to keep it orderly.” – D’Agosta

- “With all due respect Sir, you can fire me on Monday but right now I want you to shut your fucking mouth and listen.” – D’Agosta

HANS GRUBER ‘EXCEPTIONAL THIEF’ AWARD FOR STEALING THE FILM –Noms
- Linda Hunt as Ann Cuthbert, the museum curator
- James Whitmore as Albert Frock, a fellow scientist and Margo’s friend and mentor
- Clayton Rohner as Det. Hollingsworth, D’Agosta’s colleague
- Robert Lesser as Mayor Robert Owen
- Bailey and McNally, the two beat-cops, played by John Kapelos and Tico Wells

DICK THORNBERG AWARD FOR DICK OF THE MOVIE – Noms
- ‘Chee Moy Lo’ (Chi Muoi Lo) as the conniving Dr. Greg Lee
- Thomas Ryan as Tom Parkinson, the smug, annoying Head of Museum Security
- Lewis Van Bergen as John Whitney, the scientist who becomes the monster

BEST DEATH (PRESENTED BY MARCO!) – Noms
- Poor Freddy Ford getting killed on the toilet while smoking a joint
- Head of Security Parkinson being decapitated
- SWAT Team guy getting bisected
- The Kothoga’s explosive demise