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What If Rita Skeeter Wrote Harry Potter?
We all love the HP series, but let's be honest: the plot is often dramatic, the hero worship is intense, and the narrator knows impossible secrets! 🤯

This hilarious and brilliant Meta-Narrative Theory suggests that the seven books we read are not historical accounts, but a sensationalized, seven-volume biography written by the Wizarding World's most notorious gossip columnist, *Rita Skeeter.*

In this deep analysis, we explore the compelling evidence:
🐞 *The Beetle's View:* How Skeeter's unregistered Animagus form explains the impossible knowledge of private moments (Dumbledore's office, Harry's thoughts).
🎭 *Character Assassination:* Why Ron Weasley is consistently reduced to comic relief, reflecting Skeeter’s journalistic bias.
🐍 *The Dumbledore Smear:* How Skeeter used the series to publish the flaws she exposed in 'The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore.'

👉 *The Core Question:* Was the Harry Potter series a true prophecy, or just the ultimate piece of sensationalist journalism?

Tell us in the comments—which character did Skeeter treat the most unfairly? 👇