Cursed Halo Reach Keys Wants His Whiskey

Mod Description
Gashnors Cursed Halo Reach
A mod inspired by other cursed greats, like FatMan703's Cursed Super Mario World in 2010, or InfernoPlus' Cursed Halo in 2019. The mod changes up the entire game's sandbox, including weapons, vehicles, equipment, cutscenes, and even characters.

Play as a Spartan that can't sprint forward, play as a MJOLNIR-wearing Grunt that sends out peaceful negotiators that explode when dealing with the Covenant, play as a spooky undead Grunt that needs to deliver Captain Keyes' drink, and much more! Featuring 71 unique weapons, both new to Halo Reach, and ported over from Gashnor's Cursed Halo 3. Grab one of four generations of Xbox consoles and unleash
nostalgic chaos on the Covenant, drive new vehicles like the new Shopping Cart and NMPD Police Cruiser, or grab some armor abilities like the crop duster and Octo-Sniper Pack.

This is the culmination of thousands of hours of mod development, encompassing every mod I've ever made. Weapons from Halo 3 and ODST are back, as well as several fan favorite vehicles. Throw some F-Bombs at the enemies, featuring dialog effects recorded by the likes of MythicJaqui, abyssquick, TrouzrSchnauzer, and even the legend himself, HiddenXperia. The cosplaying grunts from Gashnor's Gruntpocalypse return to fight alongside the vanilla Covenant, featuring Grunts dressed as Hunters, Elites, Brutes, and even the Guta. Experience new encounters on levels, new cutscene modifications, and much more.