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This is a rap about losing all of my money in crypto. If it gets views I will make another one.

This is definitely not financial or investment advice. All content is created for entertainment purposes only.

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Lyrics:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, bags are heavy
There's skid marks on his boxers already
Trades unsteady
He's nervous
But on purpose he buys Hectic Turkey
The coin bombs
And he keeps on forgetting
That it goes down
Now somehow he's lost his house
Withdraws his pounds but the funds don't come out
He's choking now, pay back his parents, how?
Who cares, look at Aero, it's pumping, wow!

Oh whoops I'm on Kraken
Oh I'm going all in
Oh I've bought some Maga and Bonk and Hosky Token
Yeah they're gonna pump again
Much higher than they've ever been
I love a price prediction
And I'm super high on hopium
HODLing until the end, I'm guaranteed a massive win
I'm always scrolling Twitter to see what coins they're shilling
Now we're at the halving, I'm at my laptop wanking
Your boy's a total degen and his bags are really tanking

You’re gonna lose your wealth
When you lose it, still own it, its worthless
You can’t ever let it go, go
You only do moonshots, buying high and selling low
This opportunity comes in every bull run yo

You’re gonna lose your wealth
Oh you moron, it’s all gone, oh hang on
You think Ada’s gonna pump, pump
Looks like you’ve got more shots, to witness your wallet grow,
Your Lamborghini arrives tomorrow morning

His soul’s escaping, through his mouth that is gaping
The DOT that he’s lately been staking, it does nothing
Gambling disorder, a wallet dust hoarder,
the S&P is boring yeah but all this boredom
Relaxes his bottom he gets a bit softer
But Grok it goes hotter, he grows a semi boner
He knows it’s all on him, all the the stock flow ratios he’s not bothered, He blames his own girlfriend

He knows he's down further on doge, he's no learner
DCA no, he needs his gains sooner
Now he’s started crying, his losses really stinging, he’s questioning everything, he’s started selling all his things

Now he’s living in a bin, he’s losing teeth and looking thin, sucking cock for chicken skin, remembering what could have been
But then he hears about a gem, It’s called meow or cat something, oh my god what has he done, they told him crypto would be fun

You’re gonna lose your wealth
When you lose it, still own it, its worthless
You can’t ever let it go, go
You only do moonshots, buying high and selling low
This opportunity comes in every bull run yo

You’re gonna lose your wealth
Oh you moron, it’s all gone, oh hang on
You think Ada’s gonna pump, pump
Looks like you’ve got more shots, to witness your wallet grow,
Your Lamborghini arrives tomorrow morning