LEDGER SHREDDER RAP!!! (A Magic: the Gathering Song)

Ledger Shredder has a lot to say and he's gonna say it the only way he knows how...

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Ledger Shredder Rap written and performed by Nicolai

LYRICS:
I will not do your taxes
For goodness sakes its in my name
But if you need a great Magic card, just sleeve me up and win the game
1 and a blue for a Bird Advisor 1/3
Free piece of advice if you wanna win more play me
I fit into any deck
Got evasion card select
All my Connive triggers get me shredded like a muscle man
Nobody believed me, but now you see me everywhere
Standard, Modern, Commander, crushing things in Pioneer
I’m real tough to answer
Dealing with me is costly
With proper play I get out of range, you just can’t bolt this birdie
Used to be a dollar, it feels like oh so long ago
Now I’ll cost ya 20 or whatever that is in euros
Warping all the formats
Put Rending Volley on the map
My new best friend is Reckless Rage now even its price super jacked
New Capenna demon kingpins can’t compete with me
Yes they’re colorful but not wonderful I’ve got more efficiency
Ledger Shredder shredding ledgers just so I can drop these bars
Spitting fire for blue mana Imma super awesome card
Trigger connive trigger connive trigger connive all the way
1/3, 2/4, 3/5, 4/6 grow my way to victory
Stop your mana flooding
I’ll give you all the lands you need
Like a genie granting wishes
‘cept I give you more than 3
Best blue bird since Falco
I put on one heck of a show
But all great things must reach an end
So I’ll just drop the mic and go


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