Fun Ways To Die: Original Music Performed by Stephen Paul Taylor

It's been more than 10 years since this was up on YouTube with the original music.

Check out Stephen's YouTube and Facebook pages too:
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Thanks to Matthew Picciotto for suggesting the line about the tubby friend taking the top bunk.
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1 Tell a joke to a cop
2 Tighten a vice until you hear pop
3 Stick a scorpion in your ear
4 Take a long walk on a short pier

5 go swimming right after lunch
6 swig hydrochloric acid like it was punch

7 Ride a motorcycle into a wall
8 stand on a barbecue so you can be real tall

9 Touch a power line (that is) shooting sparks
10 Dress like a baby seal and play with the sharks

11 Jetski on a lava lake
12 Hit a pitbull with a rake.

13 let your tubby friend take the top bunk
14 tell your girlfriend her vajayjay smells like a skunk

15 go skydiving with only/just an umbrella
16 tell a hell's angel he looks like a very cute fella

Here is the joke that is being held up on the sign.
"What's the difference between a cop car and a porcupine?"
Go google the answer... oh, and it wasn't a slam at the police. I have great respect for cops and it's just a joke, so lighten up already.