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Ever wonder what happens when a guy who got kicked out of his martial arts family for being TALENTLESS gets a second chance at life? Well, he doesn't become a training maniac or seek revenge—nope, this genius regressor De Seo has ONE goal: escape the family and live like a king! 😂
Imagine being reborn as a baby in the most powerful martial arts clan in the world, the legendary Namgung family, where your father is literally the #1 Martial God under heaven and your three older brothers are all insane prodigies competing to become the next clan leader. Sounds like a dream, right? WRONG!
De Seo remembers his past life where he had ZERO talent, got kicked out like garbage, and died alone in the streets. So what's his brilliant master plan this time? Pretend to be even MORE useless than before so nobody forces him to train! His dream? Build a mansion, marry some beauties, and never touch a sword again. Peak laziness goals right there. 💀
But here's where it gets HILARIOUS. This dude is so committed to his "useless" act that he:
BREAKS his own dantian (cultivation core) to avoid training for years
The clan elders are SHOCKED. The servants are disappointed. His brothers think he's pathetic. Everything is going exactly according to plan... except his Martial God father has been watching EVERYTHING from the shadows. 😱
And this is where De Seo's "perfect" escape plan starts falling apart spectacularly. His father personally heals him with treasures worth fortunes. His eldest brother (who's basically a sword saint) gives him premium recovery pills. His third brother requests to transfer to the SAME hall just to spar with him every day. Even a mysterious old man starts meddling in his life.
No matter how hard De Seo tries to fail, the universe—and his overpowered family—keeps dragging him back into the martial arts world he's desperately trying to escape. It's like watching someone try to quit their job but the boss keeps giving them promotions! 🤣
The comedy gets even better when you realize De Seo actually KNOWS all the advanced cultivation techniques from his past life (he trained for 20+ years before), so "accidentally" sabotaging himself requires EXPERT-level skill. He's literally using master-tier martial arts knowledge to perfectly fail every test. That's some 200 IQ reverse psychology right there!
🎬 What You'll See in This Recap:
De Seo's tragic death and hilarious regression to baby form
His childhood schemes stealing family treasures (father watching in silence)
The LEGENDARY aptitude test where he fails SPECTACULARLY on purpose
Deliberately shattering his own dantian (and somehow surviving)
Father's shocking intervention - that Martial God knew EVERYTHING
Three genius brothers' different reactions to their "trash" sibling
De Seo's cultivation breakthrough despite trying to stay weak
The moment he realizes he can NEVER escape this family
Training montages where he's forced to get stronger against his will
Meridian expansion and dantian transformation (his body betrays him!)
The bittersweet comedy of being too talented to fail

This isn't your typical "weak to strong" story—this is "trying to stay weak but the world won't let you" and it's absolutely PEAK FICTION for anyone tired of the same old power fantasy tropes.
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