Скачать или смотреть From Lute to Legend – The Bard’s Anthem(Bardcore, Funny DnD Songs) BARD'S CHOICE

We’re stuck in the dungeon, the boss starts to roar,
Tank is down bleeding, rogue’s face on the floor.
Wizard’s out of mana, cleric’s out of prayers—
But guess who’s still perfect? Yeah, that guy right there.

I pull out my lute with a wink and a grin,
The crowd goes wild, let the rhythm begin!

I’M THE BARD, BABY, SAVING THE DAY,
Drop a beat, charm the mobs, make ’em dance away!
I’M THE BARD, BABY, LOOK AT ME SHINE,
Your lives are in danger, but the spotlight is mine!

The Paladin groans, “Why you flex every fight?”
I say, “’Cause I’m gorgeous, and damn I’m right!”
My song stuns the dragon, the minions just freeze—
While I blow a kiss and drop to my knees.

No blade, no shield, just a voice and a show,
But you all survive ‘cause I stole the flow!

I’M THE BARD, BABY, SAVING THE DAY,
Drop a beat, charm the mobs, make ’em dance away!
I’M THE BARD, BABY, LOOK AT ME SHINE,
Your lives are in danger, but the spotlight is mine!

Yo, tavern’s lit, raise your glass up high,
I’m the hero of the night and I don’t even try.
Gold in my pocket, stories in my song,
Dance with the bard, we’ll be drunk all night long!

Autotune blessings, a synth solo scream,
You fight for survival, I fight for the meme.
They’ll write in the legends of my disco embrace—
The hero who slayed with a wink on his face!

I’M THE BARD, BABY, EGO SO GRAND,
Got no brain, no shame, just a mic in my hand!
I’M THE BARD, BABY, PARTY’S NOT DONE,
You call me annoying—
But I’m still number one!