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What would happen if a Ferengi from Star Trek actually visited Earth and studied our economic system?

Turns out... he'd be impressed. Very impressed.

This is DaiMon Vrek's official report to the Ferengi Commerce Authority—a loving, bewildered, slightly envious breakdown of how h umans managed to out-Ferengi the Ferengi without ever admitting it.

🖖 This is satire. It's meant to be fun.

That said... the points raised are fairly genuine. If a Ferengi really did pop down and have a look around, they might well find themselves taking notes.

But here's the thing:
If any of this resonates a little too hard—if you're watching this thinking "well, that's depressing"—remember: you're not actually trapped.

You can leave.

Pack your bags. Get off grid. Stop being a variable in someone else's equation. Just... live. That's what I did.
It's funny, isn't it? Most people spend their whole lives working so that one day they can "just live"—but they never actually get there. The goalpost keeps moving. The debt keeps growing. The retirement age keeps rising.
Meanwhile, plenty of people just... opt out. Today. Not someday. Today.

You don't need permission. You don't need a million in the bank. You just need to realise the exit door was never locked.

Something to think about.


About the Rules of Acquisition: The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition are from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. I don't own them. Paramount does. This is fan-made satire and commentary. Please don't sue me, I have no latinum.

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"Rule of Acquisition 299: Whoever controls information, controls profit."
But maybe the real Rule of Acquisition is knowing when to stop playing the game entirely.