Stan Rogers: Fat Girl Rag

Courtesy of Internet Archive user Mlmarmer.

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Lyrics:
Saturday night on Highway Eight,
A two ton blimp derailed the freight
The shock broke windows fifteen miles away
They declared the train a total wreck,
Stella was treated for scratches on her face and neck
She’s my two ton sweetie, my dolly Stella Grey

Sixty-six bust and forty-eight waist
Eighty-two hips and elephant legs
And looking at Stella Gray from the behind
Just makes me go out of my mind
How I love Stella Gray
One-quarter ton of bounce and play
She’s my mammoth mama,
My darling Stella Grey

(Instrumental break)

She’s so fat that if you want
You can see her backside from the front
And gives me a thrill when she bellows “HONEY!”
Twice as much girl for the money
Oh, she’s my bulgy baby
My darling Stella Grey

Not much for looks, but she’s hell on strong
Trims her beard when it gets long
It keeps her haircut close to her head
Never lets me into her bed
But still, I love Stella Grey
Since I’ve known her, life has really been so gay
She’s my heavy duty honey
My darling Stella Grey, I say
My darling Stella Grey.