Kero T'March [English Version With English Subs]

HD, please!

This song is from the 1 2 3!Movie Soundtrack.
Kero T'March, or Soramimin Gurishuu de Arimasu, which is the English version of the Keroro season one opening song that appeared in one of the Keroro movies. c:

Long story short, I /was/ working on an animation, but this song just /happened/ to come on shuffle and I was thinking heavily about the Engrish of this song and wondered if there were any lyrics to confirm my questions about some of the lyrics not /actually/ being in English. There were some interpretations on Keroro Wiki, but I wasn't wholly satisfied with them and, as any rational person would do when they cannot get what they want, I spent three hours creating this! :'D

This is the second sub video I've done for a Keroro song.
IthinkitissafetosaythatKerorowillalwaysholdadearplaceinmyheart.

It kind of makes me think of this train guy up in Kentucky who didn't have a hospital near his house that could treat his illness. To solve this problem, he simply built his own hospital. Foolproof. :'D