The Rifftrax Montage Monstrosity (MSTerpiece Theater 3000)

Narrated by I.P. Freely. For all my fellow riff lovers, may your children and grandchildren grow up to be as sarcastic as we are, and hopefully as witty as Mike Nelson (but we all know that's impossible as Mike Nelson is by far the funniest human being that's ever lived).

Go to https://www.rifftrax.com/catalog for full versions of hundreds of riffs, and enjoy the hell out of this epic montage monstrosity. For those who are less familiar with the wonderful world of riffing, please keep in mind that not all of us are "Against the Ninja." Please register your gifts for Ator's creepy wedding, and feel free to inquire about ordering a fresh supply of invisible joints for free! You need only pay shipping and handling, and when they arrive you can finally "Win the Sky."