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Joe Biden’s supposed “issue” with bidets has become a running joke in the imagination of the internet: a president navigating the future while locked in a quiet standoff with a stream of high-pressure water. In this fictional telling, bidets represent everything Biden is rumored to be wary of—new buttons, unexpected settings, and technology that asks a little too much commitment at 2 a.m. It’s not that he hates them; it’s that he approaches them like a diplomatic puzzle, squinting, nodding thoughtfully, and wondering who approved this in the first place. The bidet, sleek and confident, waits patiently, while Biden—ever the traditionalist—allegedly longs for the simpler days when bathroom routines didn’t require an instruction manual or bipartisan consensus.