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2 of 4 songs from my imaginary Album "The Onboarders SE edition" LYRIC:
(Intro)
Yeah… woke up, no pings on the phone,
No alerts, no calls, just calm tone.
Logged in slow, sun‑lit code on the screen,
Thought, “Damn… this watch might stay clean.”
(Verse 1)
Weather module loadin’ like a dream,
No red, no lag — pure, steady stream.
Queues look fine, graphs all green,
Every dataset flow’s crisp and lean.
Workspace quiet, not a ticket in sight,
No ASAP flames, no CC fight.
Coffee in hand, feelin’ just right,
Might be the first chill shift all night.
(Hook)
It was a good watch — no prod alarms,
No failed jobs, no system harm.
Just codes hummin’ under calm charm,
Yeah, it was a good watch.
(Verse 2)
BA’s silent, prod team cool,
Everyone vibin’, nobody’s fool.
Checked each queue, all in rule,
Status page green like a fresh‑cut jewel.
Even had time for a lunch delay,
Sun hit screen, bright mid‑day.
No AMQ spikes, no job to tray,
Thought, “We might close smooth today.”
(Hook)
It was a good watch — no prod alarms,
No failed jobs, no system harm.
Just codes hummin’ under calm charm,
Yeah, it was a good watch.
(Bridge)
Week slid fine, days went fast,
Logged my notes — each check passed.
Friday came, last hour at last,
Thought the curse of the watch was past.
(Twist / Final Verse)
Then... screen froze, chatroom lit,
AMQ down — Apex quit.
Alerts flood in — red lights hit,
“So much for the peace,” yeah, that’s it.
Back to calls, logs on fire,
Last‑hour chaos won’t retire.
Thought I’d chill — whole shift inspired,
But the watch said “nah” right before I signed out tired.
(Outro Hook)
Still... it was a good watch — till the end broke free,
Still... it was a good watch — till the code bit me.
Maybe next week luck gon’ agree,
But for now — I’m off duty, finally.