Dedicated to @ShannyLives & @ThatRevDude420 and based on their iconic fight over the Norway hussy.
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Lyrics:
"Absolutely, 100 billion, thousand, trillion percent done!"
Done with the invasion! Done with the lies! Let's go!
You got my email, yeah you put it on the dating site
"Betty's a good time," yeah you think that you're so bright!
Waffle House stall tactics, lowest of the low
Tryin' to make me look like I'm ready to go!
I'm done with the internet, I'm done with the screen
Except for the music, yeah, I need it to be clean!
My neck hurts, my gut hurts, indigestion from the stress
While you sit back and laugh at this beautiful mess!
The dragon overcomes the saints, yeah we know the book
But you ruined a relationship with just one look.
I didn't say that! (Liar!) I didn't mean that! (Liar!)
I just love tattoos, big old L-O-V-E!
Send your pics to the private mail!
So Shanny doesn't see, so the plan doesn't fail!
I'm protecting her peace, yeah, that's what I claim
But I'm playing with fire in this Norway game!
I love her, I need her, she's all that I got
But I'm asking for nudes while the water gets hot!
She's from Draven's Crypt, yeah, I knew it from the start
But fifty bucks a day, yeah, it spoke to my heart!
I'm honorable, yeah, I gotta say thanks
Even if she's pulling these emotional pranks.
"Why'd you give the email?" Shanny asks me why.
"To protect you from the triggers!" It's my alibi!
But the winks and the hearts and the late-night chat
Make it look like I'm a cheating, dirty, lying rat!
Gaslight me! Gaslight me! Pouring on the fuel!
I'm just asking questions, why you being so cruel?
I didn't say that! (Liar!) I didn't mean that! (Liar!)
I just love tattoos, big old L-O-V-E!
Send your pics to the private mail!
So Shanny doesn't see, so the plan doesn't fail!
I'm protecting her peace, yeah, that's what I claim
But I'm playing with fire in this Norway game!
I love her, I need her, she's all that I got
But I'm asking for nudes while the water gets hot!
I wipe your ass! I take care of you!
I brought you to Colorado for the weed and the view!
You say I'm a narcissist? You say I'm a pig?
Well, maybe I am when the hole is this big!
AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM!
I repent of the greed, but I'll do it again!
Na na na, na na na-na "I'm done! I'm done!"
Na na na, na na na-na "Send the pics here."
Na na na, na na na-na "Maybe I have Stockholm Syndrome."
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