Скачать или смотреть Etch-A-Tale: Mythology: The Voyage of Mael Duin Part One: Revelations

Subscribe! It's Free!
Ben tells some Mythology. The Voyage of Mael Duin.
One fine afternoon Ailill of the Edge of Battle said to King Eoghanacht,

“What we gonna do tonight Eoghnacht?”

“Same thing we do every night, Ailill. Ravage and pillage our neighbors.”

So they went and camped outside of Kildare where there was a church of nuns nearby.
Once everyone was asleep in the camp Ailill snuck off to the church of nuns,
I think somebody’s watched too much Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
And found a young nun tolling the midnight bell.
He then threw her to the ground and made love to her.
Full of charity, the nun said,

“Curses upon us, it is the time of my conceiving. Oh, by the way, what’s your name, and where are you from?”

“I am Ailill of the Edge of Battle, and I come from the Aran Islands, the land of tandem bicycles and quaint cottages. Frankly, it’s a bit over run by tourist this time of year.”

He then went off ravaging and pillaging and taking hostages and returned to his own land.


Music Attribution:
The king of fairies/the mermaid
Album irish roots by Brigan

https://www.jamendo.com/en/track/5840...
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...

All other content is either original to me or in the Public Domain.