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🍅 If tomatoes made a song what do you think they would say; how do you think they would feel?
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🗯 THE TOMATO SONG LYRICS:
I say my name is Tomato Paste, I’ll slap Italians in the face
What I’m trying to say, is I hate always getting ate!
Show up to yo dinner date with me spread out all on yo plate
I ain’t with the beef, but you just made an enemy!

Ayo, I’m Heinz, plant my seeds inside the Earth, now my seeds became vines (Gddah)
I stay at the top of mind, whenever you eat fries
Hamburgers/ Chicken Nuggets, (Yea) with Ketchup on the side- (Nah)
Oh, you thought we enjoyed being ate? SOMEBODY LIED!

The funny thing is we’re popular in every culture (Haha)
We ain’t even dead, you try to eat us like a vulture (Why)
It’s torture; I forgot to mention that it’s very scary
Liquify our bodies, then you turn us to a Bloody Mary!

All this culinary creativity is gonna cost ya
We are NACHO friend when you turn us into salsa!
Psychologically you are insane, you need a doctor
To put us in a V8 can then drink Tomato Sauce up

I bet Vegans & Vegetarians feel like they’re helping the world more (What?!)
They ain’t helping us by turning to an Herbivore (Grrr!)
You pluck us out the ground with no remorse, like dinosaurs
Then you sprinkle us in salad, after you chop us up, of course!

We’re alive too, don’t only look at us as food (Hey, we’re living)
And besides… we actually find it pretty rude (Come on)
When you plant us in the Earth, we already know that soon we’re screwed (We’re screwed)
Let’s reverse the roles (Yea); how would you like to be chopped & stewed?!

I’m the Mastermind Tomato (Hmm)
Philosophical like Plato
… As humans do as I say so,
I lay low; ensuring my plan to reach today’s goals
To spread the globe, surpasses that of potatoes

My subordinates who lack ambition (Hm)
Never seem to understand my division mission (Why)
They desire not to get eaten; that’s a contradiction
So I created the human vessel, that was my decision (Yes)

Simply put, the only way that I could spread my seed
Is if the humans kept eating and planting more for me (Do it)
When I, the Mastermind Tomato, created human beings (Now)
Ultimately, it was to help me build a family (Yes)

But now I see, how my offspring can bottle up all of this hate
From their perspective, all they live for is just to be ate
It isn’t fair that they’re forced to endure such a fate
So a revolutionary plan, I must postulate (I’ve got it)

Manipulating the minds of mankind
Is pretty fine, until you find that all this time
It was you that crossed the line?! (Why)

To put a stop to this madness, I might ask for your help
But since you probably wouldn’t
I’m. Just. Going. To. Eat. Myself!
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