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"This is a morning madhouse."

Rich Vos and Nick DiPaolo are present. Jim Norton is not.

Shots fired already!

"When I moved to NYC, Rich was so funny."

"I'm the Dane Cook of comedy."

Self Deprecation by Mike Birbiglia.

"Somebody's been writing."

"Rich just hates something called writing!"

"Quit showing off your discipline!"

Audio. "There's no way off of this planet."

"I'm the only guy on your side in this room."

TIL, Mike Birbiglia had cancer.

"You sure they didn't take your funny bone out?"

"Vos has cancer right now; he just doesn't know it yet."

"You're telling jokes about it, I'm wearing it."

Vos keeps getting on Birbiglia.

Storytime. "Do you have cancer this week?"

"I love stories in real time!"

"This is our new game." PHONE. SHOTS FIRED!

"Are you serious?"

Good Cop/Bad Cop.

"Didn't he kill Mitch Hedberg?"

"You cannot review Richard Jeni."

CRASH. BOO!!! BOOO!!!

Food talk. Turkey Burger.

"Vos has that rimshot voice..."

Storytime. "I'm not looking for you to jump down my throat."

"That Richard Jeni stuff got to you!"

It wasn't a joke because no one's laughing and 75,000 crickets.

"People got ripped off that night!"

Fun with Google! "This how we judge who's the best comic now!?"

A string of words. "What is legend?"

Rich Vos...fails. "I've never heard silence like that and I've been in the woods camping! By myself! IN MAINE! HOLY SHIT!!!"

The Google thing has a wonderful ending. "I don't care about Google hits."

Caller. TIL, "One of the co-founders of Amway is named Rich Vos!"

"This is painful today!" "This was a bloodbath today!"

"We all took a beating."

"Here's the thing and then another thing..."

Mike's sleep disorder. Other problems.

"Shooting from both ends."

"Sleepwalk with me."

"The shows been over for ten minutes and you're still pounding each other!"

"She likes unfunny jews!"

Bonnie McFarlane on the phone.

"I got nothing."

"We gotta get out of here!"